WON’T WEAR MY MAMA’S MUMU
By Bill Reinman, Oakdale, CA
I won’t wear my mama’s mumu
‘cause my hula doesn’t show.
Inside that great big mumu
My hips go to and fro
but outside that big mumu
you can’t see where they go.
Mama and her mumu
both are double-wide
Sis and I in the mumu
we hula side by side
but it’s not the same
as the solo game
so neither one is happy
in the great big double-wide.
Now watch that big wide mumu
with big wide Mama inside.
That’s a first-rate hula
our loving family’s pride
But--
I won’t wear Mama’s mumu
‘cause my hula doesn’t show!
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